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Story of an Italian man who went to Malta

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Knowliz - 1st phonecast - phlogcast (6415) image 2 uploaded on 19-Aug-09
Broadcast 2 years ago at Wayne, MI, USA, US
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The Italian man who went to Malta. One of the day I'm gonna be going to Malta to a Viga(?) hotel. In the morning I'll go down and to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress but it's I wanted 2 pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I said I want 2 pieces. She said go to the toilet. I said you don't understand I wanna do piece on my plate. She said you better no piece on the plate you son of a bitch. I don't even know the lady and she's calling me a son of a bitch. Later I go to eat at the bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork. I tell her I wanted a fork. She's telling me everybody want a fucker. I tell her you not understand I want a fork on the table. She said you better not fucker on the table you son of a bitch. So I go back to my room in a hotel and there is no shits on the bed. Call the manager and tell him I want a shit. He's telling me to go to the toilet. I said you don't wanna


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The Italian man who went to Malta. One of the day I'm gonna be going to Malta to a Viga(?) hotel. In the morning I'll go down and to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress but it's I wanted 2 pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I said I want 2 pieces. She said go to the toilet. I said you don't understand I wanna do piece on my plate. She said you better no piece on the plate you son of a bitch. I don't even know the lady and she's calling me a son of a bitch. Later I go to eat at the bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork. I tell her I wanted a fork. She's telling me everybody want a fucker. I tell her you not understand I want a fork on the table. She said you better not fucker on the table you son of a bitch. So I go back to my room in a hotel and there is no shits on the bed. Call the manager and tell him I want a shit. He's telling me to go to the toilet. I said you don't wanna

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