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Mike The Janitor has an upset stomach. And here, he feels the need to share it with the world as if we care.

Good morning. I'm standing in the parking lot of a motel in Pinedale Oregon at 6:00 in the morning. I'm going to begin a 250mi bicycle ride that will return me to this very same parking lot sometime very early Sunday morning. It is a bit cloudy temperature is below 30 degrees but the roads are completely dry and it really doesn't feel that cold. I did not sleep too well last night. Perhaps it was nervous perhaps it was a bit of an upset stomach but I think I'll be just fine. Pinedale is a very friendly place. The motel here is very cheerful. We had dinner at Brothers Grill last night. The waitresses were just cheerful almost makes me wanna live here except this is central Oregon it does snow here and it is 27 degrees here in late April.

Mike The Janitor is sick. We suppose he got ill from having too much of himself. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Mike The Janitor shares his inability to sleep to to the excessively warm conditions in his apartment. But worse still, he is gassy and shares it LIVE in this Phat Ass Phonecast.

Mike The Janitor expresses his frustration in how ill he feels all while driving his poop truck.