Broadcast live to the web from a phone call

Hey ___ DJ Venus(?) with the new tricks. Oh man I love the song. ___ girls over there. Oh man I could be looking fine let's go over there and see how they're doing alright. Hey young lady how you be doing? ___ hey she not be doing good at all. Wanna drink. Yeah for kind of drink liquids I shot the liquid. Hey bar tender can we get a liquid oh dude ___ I got some mountain dews ___ thank you how much for that be. That's twelve ninety eight four ninety ___ we'll pay for the girls and ___ money later here's a here's the ___

Hey this is DJ man I'm gonna play you some real tracks. I'll do this ___ cool place. Yeah. Oh man look at that fine girl over there I'm gonna go say hi to her. ___ dang. Hey maybe we should tell the guys get the girls some drinks. Alright let's go get them some Mountain Dew. Let's go. Hey. Alright here's your Mountain Dews. Just hey ___ yeah gonna work on right now why don't you say have a good time. Hey yo ___.

Hello. Ok thank you for calling I'm trying as well. Did you just go by all those ___. No I had them from last night I forgot. ___. I think I might stop and get a Mountain Dew ___. I can't remember if that you know that tackle that ___ and said ___.

Mike The Janitor wakes up and goes after a 12-pack of Diet Mountain Dew. But not in the way that you think he does.

Mike The Janitor starts out sharing a funny story about his Whitey Ford but then goes off on his superficial, whorish ex-girlfriend.

Kendra, name that I chose was Nike. I chose Nike because I like their T shirt and their shorts. My no. 2 one was Adidas and I chose that because I like their shoes ultimate shoes. I chose feather cut jeans because of ___ jeans that I wear on a daily basis. I chose Cathy Chels(?) because I like she's their ___. I chose Mountain Dew because I like to drink that and Gatorade because I like to drink that too. Chose team Miltry(?) in Nassyoak(?) because I'm an avid hunter and I like their camouflage. I chose Under Armor because it keeps me warm and cold out and I like their clothing and stuff and I chose Rosebell(?) Perfume because that's the perfume that I'm wear on a daily basis. Bye.

Grant, I had identified the ___ sampling(?) Rob(?), iPad, Applebee's, Mountain Dew, Nike, Elle's make up facelift(?) ___ and Disney.