Broadcast live to the web from a phone call

Oh dear, oh dear. On tonight's live podcast I manage to gender confuse a very nice twittering listener, and the resulting tweets almost throw me off my stride (such that it is). Thank goodness for the healthy portions of dream pop on the show, which keep me calm and relaxed. I also need a bit of relaxing - the last few weeks have been a whirlwind of flat pack furniture construction and more yet more confusion. I feel just like that confused IKEA man on the little instruction leaflets..

Hello I'm Shakia(?) Thomas. I was born January 22nd 1987 in Chicago Illinois. I moved to Alabama when I was 11 years old and there I live in Ellasville(?) that's a small town in the West side of Alabama. I went to Middle School and high school there I participated in softball and cheer leading and I graduated from Ellasville(?) High in May of 2005. Attend at Miles(?) College in August of 2005 were I earned a Bachelors Degree in Early Childhood Education. I love being a Teacher this is something that I always wanted to do. So I hope I proved all you guys right and I hope you enjoyed being in my place(?).

Hello, I'm Shakia(?) Thomas I was born in January 22nd 1987 in Chicago Illinois. I lived there with my family until I was 11 years old then we moved to Alabama to a small town called Elisville(?). There I went to middle school and high school I play sports such as softball and I was a cheerleader and 8th and 12th grade my senior high school I graduated from Elisville(?) High in advance diploma I started in college in August of 2005 at Mount College and I graduated with BA in early childhood education I love to teach children I just I love kids being a teacher is something that I always want to.

Thomas I was born on January 22nd 1987. So I moved from Chicago when I was maybe 11 years old and ___ Ellisville Alabama. There I went to middle school and high school after participating in ___ activities like softball and I was cheerleader 8th to 12th grade and I graduated from Ellisville High in May ___ in August of 2005 ___ college at Mount College and I graduated in May of 2013 with a degree ___ the best teacher for you guys and I will hope you enjoy me.

Mike The Janitor talks about his good times with his good friends, Tim & Zami. He also continues to bitch about a far too large picture that he bought from IKEA.

Mike The Janitor talks about heading out to see some old friends and share a story of how the end of his day was the worst part of his day.

Mike The Janitor compliments his local garbageman and shares his continuing frustration over trying to find a suitable place to hang a much-too-large picture he bought at IKEA.

Mike The Janitor is listening to a mix tape he made in the early 90's while cruising out to see his mom in the Whitey Ford.

Mike The Janitor is broke and is running home before starting his route to get some pocket change. He also shares his continuing frustration of a recent purchase from IKEA.

Mike The Janitor goes off on trying to put together his BEKVÄM kitchen cart from IKEA.