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mike talks about One Legged Dan.

Alright. Relaxation. What is that. Some people don't know what it is but I do. It's chilling. On the couch or in the bed watching TV relaxing not worrying about what to do next. Just lay in bed and let your body do all the work to put your mind at rest. When I relax we eat egg rolls. If I'm not eating egg rolls we're watching the game and if I'm not watching the game I'm probably asleep but I'm relax. Some people may say I'm lazy but it don't matter. I'd rather be lazy than uptight. See when you're lazy your bones and your muscles are loose.

I believe that Charlotte Aitkin's(?) mom did it right. I read a story recently in the magazine about one of the children involved in the Sandy Hoop tragedy. Charlotte Aitkin age six begged her mom on the morning of December fourteenth(?) for permission to wear her new pink dress to school. I can't imagine her mom had locked the ___ so she should not wear her new dress. Possibility of the new dress getting to worn as she play tag outside on the playground or staying ___ purchased for a future event ___ understand Charlotte's mom had refused the request ___ her mom did an amazing thing. She let Charlotte wear her special pink ___ new dress to school. I can imagine the smile on Charlotte's ___ as she's outside of the door ready to show up ___ to her friends and of course ___ smile on her mom she watch her baby girl ___

Mike tells the real story about Longtime Listener Wayne getting trapped in a bear den.

Longtime Listener Wayne manages to get himself trapped in a bear den.

Has this ever happened to you. It's Easter morning and your expensive chocolate eggs and milk man was knacked(?). ___ will help save Easter. With ___ there's no mess. No moving. No high price. So how do know ___ local Reese store what pick up some Broad Sally(?) bird egg today and make the neighbours jealous.

I told myself and everybody else I would never do it. I promise myself I would never give in never let them win. I lost some friends to it. I wasn't about to ___. I believe all of that until one day something changed. You might be wanna change. It wasn't that bad any more. The people who are already doing it welcome you with open arms. The people I left begged me not to do it. That decision was one of the best in my life. I will never regret my decision to begin playoffs field hockey. It all started December before fresh ___. My best friend Maya started playing in seventh grade and she left it. I also said I didn't like it but how can I say that if I would never play. Freshman year would be the year to start. The first year of high school sports. I decided to play not knowing anything about the sport. That whole summer Maya and I practice and she taught me many of the rules. Towards the end of the summer the cotton patch practices which coaches were allowed to go to. I was very nervous having no field hockey background. I knew all the girls play but my lack of knowledge for the sport

___ butterflies on my stomach. It was a cool windy autumn day. For the past three years I've been begging my parents to let me go to the Pittsford Haunted House. But they always said I was too young. Finally, this year my sister and her friend decided to go and my mom said I could come along too. The car I've seen to last about twenty seconds. I didn't even have time to dwell too much on my fear. We finally got in line started waiting. At only seven years old it seems like we waited we waited in line for hours. And then there's howling with warning as I started to get more nervous. I saw plenty of kids my age in line. That made me feel little better but I had always been thinking about scary things. The line started moving quicker and so did my heart rate. We climbed up on hill and I sort of having some doubts. What if it brakes down, I don't wanna make a fool of myself. The ___ guys works start making me jumped. Soon mom's(?) saw ghost and was started jumping out on the bushes. And climbing on the side of the wagon. Then I start realizing that it wasn't about

Mike The Janitor shares his frustration in being disturbed at 11:15 at night by his neighbor looking for eggs.