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Hello hello hello, it's Planet Mike calling F(?). I've honestly I really feel like I live on another planet. Perhaps I mean another dimension almost still I'm getting old. Yes people it's true yeah Mike Wilson here. Listen, it's really confirming(?) and waiting(?) for me normally yes like Kimono(?) I ran till I race or I did the macky(?) of someone. Some good fellow somewhere did that but I'm opening up to you today right now here this morning Friday the 28th of January 2011 life fundamental of a mortuary(?) in Scotland. I am pouring my heart and feeling back to you. I am leaving myself this or you could possibly beacon(?) bash me through the phone.